porkrub: angry-twinkle: looking through old sketchbooks looking through current sketchbooks
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
bedquest: I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you
i really want to start calling people old sport but then everyone will be like “ok shut up gatsby” i just like that sound of old sport :c
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
streetenvy: Twerking birthday card.
3ridan: riddlersgammon: hyungstrider: if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can what if its a baby dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
gleeson666: do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
I did the Pokemon fusion thing.
bugcthulhu: noxxigirl: I got a couple of cool ones Then I got a not so cool one. You mean the COOLEST one
i drank it that was the right decision
there is nothing in this bowl except gravy there used to be spaghetti what do i do now
thisworldendswithme: jacknoir: THESE TWO HAVE BEEN STANDING FACING EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AND ONE OF THEM JUST PICKED UP A FLOWER AND SET IT DOWN AN THE OTHER ONE PICKED IT UP THATS SO FUCKIGN CUTE OH MY GOD Shipping pixels like its going outta style
chronicallylate: “dude i saw this really cute girl on the way home” “how cute?”
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
deanna94558: toliverr: I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse. that’s my dream in life.