annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 
morehandclaps:

We’ve been playing a lot of Smash Bros. Melee at work lately.

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy)

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy
urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

mutisija:

homestuck, a nice comic about 13 years old kids playing a fun game together and getting violently killed in all possible ways ranging from chainsaws to laser beams shot from mouth of huge green skeleton monster

reifaun:

a shout out to bisexual people who don’t get taken seriously because they’re in a relationship with someone of the opposite gender

tearkat:

Sharpay has changed so much 

wolfbun:

If I ever date someone it has to be someone who likes to hear me talk bc I don’t talk a lot and when I do it’s useless facts on brighter news I go home tomorrow

SAM I MISS YOU PLS COME BACK

activatedcarbon:

The year is 2743.  Society as we know it has collapsed.  We have seen the machines take over and experience their own downfall.  There are no more countries.  There are no more governments.   Resources are at a dangerous low.  Many have left the Earth in search of a new planet to inhabit.  Only one thing is certain:  There is a Java Update available.

(Source: ytttrium)

coolator:

hey if you’re against lgbt rights you’re a bad person. there’s no ifs ands or buts, you’re an actual shitty person and hiding behind your religious beliefs doesn’t change that. 

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

   — Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)