strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(Source: gooqueen)

i want to eat lots of unhealthy food and have a lot of feelings

godlovespizza:

Pepperoni Pizza
blookisses2:

johnfreakingegbert:

Thank you stranger for making my day

It says “I warned you about the stairs bro” in alternian

alivechihiro:

chumpersonable:

wulfriciceberg:

if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal

attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn

remember to rate the child, comment the child, and subscribe if you want to see more children like this one. see ya

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

ryanguldemond:

kanedariku:

how can people hate crunchy peanut butter…. yall need more excitement in ur lives…..

excuse me i asked for peanut butter not for these peanut chunks that jumped the wagon all milling around in this half assed excuse for pb what the Heck is this i came to forget about this fully formed peanut bullshit why are they not ground up and assimilated into the Big Picture which is the smooth peanut butter hello this is the future 2k14

pinkadillydoo:

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imagethey got kicked out afterwards

photinus:

doodled a little patoot before work
what a cutie…

lazullii:

jesusthelastairbender:

mom….gay….

i’m dad 

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